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What did the Doctor say after the pumpkin had an accident?

It looks like he’ll be a vegetable the rest of his life.

The Bible talks about a Doctor too: The Great Physician. But unlike an earthly doctor, Jesus can not only heal our physical illnesses, He can forgive our sins too.

The Bible says, “If we confess our sins, he is faithful and righteous to forgive us the sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.” 1 John 1:9

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When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?

When you drop it. Then it’s squash! 

Drop a pumpkin and the result is: A mess.

All actions come with consequences and there’s a consequence for our sin too.

The  Bible says, “For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.” Romans 6:23

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What does a Jack O Lantern and Christian have in common?

They both have a light inside.

Listen to what the Bible says:

“You are the light of the world. A city located on a hill can’t be hidden. Neither do you light a lamp, and put it under a measuring basket, but on a stand; and it shines to all who are in the house. Even so, let your light shine before men; that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father who is in heaven.” Matthew 5:14-16

People don’t put a light in a Jack O Lantern to hide it. In the same way, the light of Jesus shouldn’t be hidden in the lives of those who follow Him.

Many live in “darkness” and we all need the light of Christ.

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Why do pumpkins sit on the front porch?

They have no hands to knock on the door!

Did you know the Bible talks about Someone knocking?

Listen to this:

In the Bible, Jesus said, “Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, then I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me.” Revelation 3:20

Are you willing to let Jesus in?

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After the pumpkin became a Jack O Lantern, why was it scared to cross the road?

It had no guts!

Courage isn’t the absence of fear but the realization that there is something more important that your fears.

The Bible says, “Be strong and courageous. Don’t be afraid. Don’t be dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go.” Joshua 1:9

God is with His people. The question isn’t “Where is God?” But, “Where am I in my relationship with God?”

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What do you get when you divide the circumference of your pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

Pi = 3.142857142857…It just keeps going and going and never ends.

A lot people think that everything ends when this life is over but death is just the beginning of eternity.

The question isn’t, “What’s next?” But, “Are you ready?”

Where will you spend forever?

The Bible says, “These things I have written to you who believe in the name of the Son of God, that you may know that you have eternal life, and that you may continue to believe in the name of the Son of God.” 1 John 5:13

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Why do pumpkins never quarrel?

Because they have no stomach for fighting!

Did you know that some people “fight” against God? He created you and has great plans for your life but some people war against Him because they don’t want to follow Jesus.

“I want to do what I want to do.” The sad thing is, they are missing out on the very life they were created to have–the life they’ve always dreamed of. Everything you’ve ever wanted life is only found in Jesus Christ and His plans for you.

The Bible says, “Everyone who call on the name of the Lord will be saved.” Romans 10:13.

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Where do Jack O Lanterns live?

In the Seedy part of town.

Did you know that God doesn’t look at where you grew up, how talented you are, how strong or fast or pretty you are? Man looks at these outward things but God looks at your heart. Is your heart right with Him?

But the Lord said to Samuel, “Don’t look on his face, or on the height of his stature, because I have rejected him; for I don’t see as man sees. For man looks at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart.” 1 Samuel 16:7

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What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?

That was filling!

We fill our lives with so many things when really only a few truly matter –Really, only one. What matters more than anything else in life is where person stands in his relationship with Jesus Christ.

After all, the Bible says:

“For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and to lose his soul?” Mark 8:36

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Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

The Crossing Gourd.

Crossing Guards help kids cross from one side of the street to another. But there’s another great crossing too. Listen to what the Bible says about those who have given their lives to Jesus Christ.

“For once you were darkness, but now you are light in the Lord. Live as children of light” Romans 5:8

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