What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Good-pie!

It’s always good at the end of dinner, when the cook looks at you and says, “Keep your fork.” In other words, good things are coming.

Sometimes we all face tough situation but no matter what you face, if you know Jesus Christ, you’ll be all right. Here’s a promise from the Lord:

“We know that all things work together for good for those who love God, to those who are called according to his purpose.” Romans 8:28

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What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?

Cut it out!

Sometimes we put things in our lives that don’t belong–What are some actions or habits you have that would be good to simply “cut out.”

And, did you know, that no matter how many “bad things” we cut out, we still aren’t good enough to get to Heaven on our own? God is perfect but we’ve all done wrong things.  That’s our problem and that’s why we all need Jesus–Only He can save us from our sins.

The Bible says, “But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.” Romans 5:8

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What do you use to repair a jack-o-lantern?

A pumpkin patch.

Most people enjoy jokes with a double-meaning. There are two ways of looking at it.

Unfortunately a lot of people live “double” lives – They say one thing but do another. It’s the word “hypocrite” which originally referred to a Greek actor who carried two masks and would switch characters throughout a drama.

You may have known some hypocrites in your life but you can always take God at His word. He will never lie to you and has already given you the truth…

Jesus said, “I am the Way, the Truth and the Life; no one comes to the Father except through Me.” John 14:6

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And, if you already know Christ as your Savior, live a life that’s genuine – no masks…nothing to hide.

Why were the two pumpkins so close?

They had deep roots.

Where are your roots? It doesn’t matter what you’ve done or where you been, there’s nothing you can say or do to make God stop loving you.

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And if you already know Jesus, then let your roots grow deep in Him. He’s the best foundation for life:

Here’s a great story that Jesus told about building your life on the right foundation:

“Everyone who hears these words of mine, and does them, is like a wise man who built his house on a rock. The rain came down, the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat on that house; and it didn’t fall, because it was founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of mine, and doesn’t do them will be like a foolish man, who built his house on the sand. The rain came down, the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat on that house; and it fell—and great was its fall.” – Matthew 7:24-27

What happens when you drop a pumpkin?

You get Squash!

Sometimes we all drop the ball…or the pumpkin. But what happens when we do wrong things? Does God still love you? Absolutely. When we fall short, God is faithful. He loves you and through His Son, Jesus, He made a way to save you from your sins.

The Bible says, “But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.” Romans 5:8