One Way to the Bathroom

There’s only one way into the bathroom.

Only one way, I say.

There’s only one door,

Unless, of course,

You dug through the floor.

There’s only two ways into the bathroom.

Only two ways, I say,

You could come through the door,

Or you could dig through the floor.

But what about the ceiling?

What if someone fell?

There’s three ways into the bathroom,

But only three, I can tell.

Unless you had a big hammer,

And burst through the wall,

And made for yourself,

A brand new hall.

Okay, that’s four ways into the bathroom,

But there’s only four, I say.

But there are four walls?

Okay! Fine! That makes seven!

There are lots of ways into the bathroom,

But there’s only one way to heaven.

Being a Christian

All “Christians” are going to heaven, but not everyone is a Christian. A Christian is someone who has given his life to Jesus. A person doesn’t become a Christian by going to church. A person doesn’t become a Christian by being baptized and just because someone’s parents are Christians doesn’t mean he’s one too. Even being good can’t get a person into heaven. There’s only one way: By giving your life to Jesus, which is the best decision anyone can ever make.

In Bible in John 14:6 Jesus said, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father, except through me.”