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PUMPKIN JOKE #13

What does a Jack O Lantern and Christian have in common?

They both have a light inside.

Listen to what the Bible says:

“You are the light of the world. A city located on a hill can’t be hidden. Neither do you light a lamp, and put it under a measuring basket, but on a stand; and it shines to all who are in the house. Even so, let your light shine before men; that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father who is in heaven.” Matthew 5:14-16

People don’t put a light in a Jack O Lantern to hide it. In the same way, the light of Jesus shouldn’t be hidden in the lives of those who follow Him.

Many live in “darkness” and we all need the light of Christ.

Learn more about how you can have eternal life HERE.

PUMPKIN JOKE #12

Why do pumpkins sit on the front porch?

They have no hands to knock on the door!

Did you know the Bible talks about Someone knocking?

Listen to this:

In the Bible, Jesus said, “Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, then I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me.” Revelation 3:20

Are you willing to let Jesus in?

Learn more about how you can have eternal life HERE.

PUMPKIN JOKE #11

After the pumpkin became a Jack O Lantern, why was it scared to cross the road?

It had no guts!

Courage isn’t the absence of fear but the realization that there is something more important that your fears.

The Bible says, “Be strong and courageous. Don’t be afraid. Don’t be dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go.” Joshua 1:9

God is with His people. The question isn’t “Where is God?” But, “Where am I in my relationship with God?”

Learn more about how you can go to Heaven HERE.

PUMPKIN JOKE #10

What do you get when you divide the circumference of your pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

Pi = 3.142857142857…It just keeps going and going and never ends.

A lot people think that everything ends when this life is over but death is just the beginning of eternity.

The question isn’t, “What’s next?” But, “Are you ready?”

Where will you spend forever?

The Bible says, “These things I have written to you who believe in the name of the Son of God, that you may know that you have eternal life, and that you may continue to believe in the name of the Son of God.” 1 John 5:13

Learn more about how you can go to Heaven HERE.

PUMPKIN JOKE #9

Why do pumpkins never quarrel?

Because they have no stomach for fighting!

Did you know that some people “fight” against God? He created you and has great plans for your life but some people war against Him because they don’t want to follow Jesus.

“I want to do what I want to do.” The sad thing is, they are missing out on the very life they were created to have–the life they’ve always dreamed of. Everything you’ve ever wanted life is only found in Jesus Christ and His plans for you.

The Bible says, “Everyone who call on the name of the Lord will be saved.” Romans 10:13.

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PUMPKIN JOKE #8

Where do Jack O Lanterns live?

In the Seedy part of town.

Did you know that God doesn’t look at where you grew up, how talented you are, how strong or fast or pretty you are? Man looks at these outward things but God looks at your heart. Is your heart right with Him?

But the Lord said to Samuel, “Don’t look on his face, or on the height of his stature, because I have rejected him; for I don’t see as man sees. For man looks at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart.” 1 Samuel 16:7

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PUMPKIN JOKE #7

What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?

That was filling!

We fill our lives with so many things when really only a few truly matter –Really, only one. What matters more than anything else in life is where person stands in his relationship with Jesus Christ.

After all, the Bible says:

“For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and to lose his soul?” Mark 8:36

Learn more about how you can have eternal life HERE.

Love for the Unlovely

Ten Qualities of a Great Leader

During the next ten weeks we will examine ten qualities of a great leader. As you read this section, spend time examining your heart to see what the Lord desires to do in you and through you. 

David said, “Search me, O God, and know my heart; Try me and know my anxious thoughts; And see if there be any hurtful way in me, and lead me in the everlasting way” (Psalm 139:23-24). 

When I’m “searching” for something, it’s never a quick process. Searching takes time. Take time also to sit quietly and let the Lord search your heart. Listen and then search His Word and let Him minister to you during this next season of your ministry. 

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Read 

John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the crowd of people making their way through Grand Central Station. He looked for the girl whose heart he knew, but whose face he didn’t, the girl with the rose. 

His interest in her had begun thirteen months before in a Florida library. Taking a book off the shelf he found himself intrigued, not with the words of the book, but with the notes penciled in the margin. The soft handwriting reflected a thoughtful soul and insightful mind. In the front of the book, he discovered the previous owner’s name, Miss Hollis Maynell. 

With time and effort he located her address. She lived in New York City. He wrote her a letter introducing himself and inviting her to correspond. The next day he was shipped overseas for service in World War II. During the next year and one month the two grew to know each other through the mail. Each letter was a seed falling on a fertile heart. A romance was budding. 

Blanchard requested a photograph, but she refused. She felt that if he really cared, it wouldn’t matter what she looked like. 

When the day finally came for him to return from Europe, they scheduled their first meeting—7:00 p.m. at the Grand Central Station in New York. “You’ll recognize me,” she wrote, “by the red rose I’ll be wearing on my lapel.” 

So at 7:00 p.m. he was in the station looking for a girl whose heart he loved, but whose face he’d never seen. 

I’ll let Mr. Blanchard tell you what happened: 

“A young woman was coming toward me, her figure long and slim. Her blonde hair lay back in curls from her delicate ears; her eyes were blue as flowers. Her lips and chin had a gentle firmness, and in her pale green suit she was like springtime come alive. I started toward her, entirely forgetting to notice that she was not wearing a rose. As I moved, a small, provocative smile curved her lips. ‘Going my way, sailor?’ she murmured. 

“Almost uncontrollably I made one step closer to her, and then I saw Hollis Maynell. 

“She was standing almost directly behind the girl. A woman well past 40, she had graying hair tucked under a worn hat. She was more than plump, her thick-ankled feet thrust into low-heeled shoes. The girl in the green suit was walking quickly away. I felt as though I was split in two, so keen was my desire to follow her, and yet so deep was my longing for the woman whose spirit had truly companioned me and upheld my own. 

“And there she stood. Her pale, plump face was gentle and sensible; her gray eyes had a warm and kindly twinkle. I did not hesitate. My finger gripped the small worn blue leather copy of the book that was to identify me to her. This would not be love, but it would be something precious, something perhaps even better than love, a friendship for which I had been and must ever be grateful. 

“I squared my shoulders and saluted and held out the book to the woman, even though while I spoke I felt choked by the bitterness of my disappointment. ‘I’m Lieutenant John Blanchard, and you must be Miss Maynell. I am so glad you could meet me; may I take you to dinner?’ 

“The woman’s face broadened into a tolerant smile. ‘I don’t know what this is about, son,’ she answered, ‘but the young lady in the green suit who just went by, she begged me to wear this rose on my coat. And she said if you were to ask me out to dinner, I should go and tell you that she is waiting for you in the big restaurant across the street. She said it was some kind of test!’” 

It’s not difficult to understand and admire Miss Maynell’s wisdom. The true nature of a heart is seen in its response to the unattractive. “Tell me whom you love,” Houssaye wrote, “and I will tell you who you are.” 

In the last sermon recorded by Matthew (Matt. 25:31-46), Jesus told the story about the sheep and the goats and sets a spiritual thermometer through which to gauge a heart by a person’s concern for the undesirable. 

Jesus has called us to love the least lovely as well as the lovely and to love those whom no one else will love. 

You might say it is a test. A test to measure the depth of our character. The same kind of test Hollis Maynell used with John Blanchard. The rejected of the world wear the roses. Sometimes we, like John Blanchard, have to adjust our expectations. Sometimes we have to re-examine our motives. Had he turned his back on the unattractive, he would have missed the love of his life. If we turn our backs, we will miss even more.

Reflect 

It is not those who are healthy who need a physician, but those who are sick; I did not come to call the righteous, but sinners. (Mark 2:17

Respond 

In the story one has to admire how Ms. Maynell put him to the test to see what his heart was really like. We face similar tests every day. For example, who are you drawn to—even in your classroom? Well-behaved kids? Or those whose actions are more difficult and yet present you with greater opportunities to minister to them because of it? Who are drawn to in life? People who are like you? People who are attractive? People who will give you a kind word and a loving touch? Or, are you drawn to those who need a loving touch, a gentle hug, and a kind word? Consider the people to which Jesus was drawn. 

Your thoughts?

Remember 

“The true nature of the heart is seen in its response to the unattractive. Show me who you love and I’ll tell you who you are.”

Dear Diary

Dear Diary,

Today I said, “God bless you.”

You should’ve seen it.

Today I said, “Have a good day,”

But I didn’t really mean it.

Today I said, “Johnny, I like your shoes,”

Then I laughed under my breath.

Then I laughed out loud to my friends,

Right after he left.

Today I said, “Sue, I’ll keep your secret,”

Then I listened real close,

But after she was gone,

It’s what I said the most.

I say, “You can trust me,”

To each of my friends,

But it keeps proving false,

Time and again.

Now they don’t trust,

Anything I say.

I seem to loose a friend,

Each and every day.

Sincerely,

Your Friend

Sincerity

Someone who is sincere can be trusted because everything they say to you will be true. Who is someone in your life that you know will always tell you the truth? You trust them because they’ve never lied to you and you know that they never will. That’s sincerity. You can be sincere too by always telling the truth and being honest with everyone everyday. The Bible says in Ephesians 4:25, “Therefore putting away falsehood, speak truth each one with his neighbor…”